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You should expect more from your operating system - especially if you paid for it. --Ronnie Redd

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"`We've got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, what sort of image it has for them.' The crowd were tense. They were expecting something wonderful from Ford. `Stick it up your nose,' he said. `Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know,' insisted the girl, `Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?'" - Ford "debating" what to do with fire with a marketing girl.

The random quotes and random fortunes are a culmination of my own and others from around the planet. Some are from the past and some may be from the future. (I'm working on a simple random sentence generator that will hopefully make it's way into the quote generator.)